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Tuesday, August 12, 2003

Body Sushi

No, that’s not a typo. Body sushi is the latest craze in the L.A. catering scene. Say you have a fetish for sushi and want to do something different. If you’re from Iowa, sushi is different enough but heck this is L.A. Chef Gary Arabia of Global Cuisine Catering offers a human mannequin as your serving “dish”. Picture this -- if you will -- a very lean, young Asian woman wearing exotic flowers on her massive breasts, a minimal g-string and banana leaves laden strategically placed across her body and up and down her arms and legs with sushi on top.

In a recent article in the Los Angeles Times, Arabia said that he conceived this presentation for his Hollywood clients who want something different but the situation has to be just right because he doesn’t want the body sushi experience to turn into a food orgy. The possibilities are endless for a wide array of finger foods, just desserts, and appetizers.

Picture the poor receptacle lying there so still. What if she has to burp, fart, laugh, or go to the bathroom? What if she is so bored by the dinner conversation that she falls asleep and has a nightmare? Arabia uses his model tables for three hours and that’s a long time to lay prone balancing food on your body.

If you cannot picture this, check out www.globalcuisinecatering.com . Today a receptacle and tomorrow this model will probably be the next Bond Girl co-starring with an aged male actor who’s twice her age.

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